![]() JIM9334: The rest stop where that soda exploded on me. Neither of us’ll write the other up for not working. Jim: I’m gonna write you up for not working.ĭwight: Ok, well played. You’ll be back for your 4 o’clock class.ĭwight: I’m gonna write you both up for not working. Pam: No football games, recitals, karate tournaments. Pam: I… listen, umm, we’re still good for this weekend, right? Pam: You’ve already disappointed him so much. Jim: So as it turns out, tonight is my nephews T-ball game and I kinda missed the first three, so… Kelly, I want you to stand up on your chair. And in order to be healthy, you have to eat, Kelly. Ok! When Michael Clump wants to remind you that corporate… their idea, yes, was to urge you to lose weight, but more importantly what this whole thing is about, this contest is really about being healthy. Why don’t you have a seat? Let’s all clap at Phyllis. Right? Ok, Phyllis you must be exhausted from standing on those gams. Just say it ok.ĭwight: I apologize for creating a ruse which forced you to exercise. Michael: Dwight, I would like you to apologize to this beautiful, beautiful woman for forcing her to walk five miles, which for her is basically a death march. So why don’t you just go stand somewhere else. Michael: We’re doing this because of you. Michael: Hey! Why don’t you just sit down, please? But you come inside… and it is beautiful. Bang! Boom! Case in point! Look at the outside of this building. Michael: No, no, no, NO, no! You know what? Fat people are not monsters! Why don’t you guys have a little more sensitivity to the subject. Oscar: I think of him as more like… a monster? What about, “I say, I say, I say, I’ll sit on you!”ĭwight: No, no, no, it goes, it goes… look, “I say, I say, I say, I’ll sit on you!” Michael: How dare you! Michael Clump is a celebration of fat people. ![]() Oscar: Because it’s your making-fun-of-fat-people character. Kevin: Because you’re kind of doing Michael Clump. Now, I know a lot of you are probably asking yourself, “Why are you dressed in a plus sized suit?” Michael: If it’s me, then society made me that way. Jim: See, you’re always saying there’s something wrong with society, but… maybe there’s something wrong with you. We are here because there is something wrong with society. We are following Pam to the supply shelf. She’s such a weirdo! You know what? My real beef with her, though, Pam? She can’t find those little colored paper clips that I like so much. All she does is plop herself down there and answer phones all day. She is wonderful, a beam of light in this dark, dark office. Michael: Pam, I’d like you to meet Ronnie. Pam: Can you put me down I’m getting a little nauseous? Don’t we all look skinny? Oh, oh, almost dropped you! I’m gonna watch HGTV and maybe go to Bungalow 8 with John Mayer.ĭwight: OK, can you turn the girl off please? I’m trying to get some work done. Jim: So what is going on, girl in the computer? Did you install it right? How about this: Go to applications– Jim: All right, I am connecting and … you are not there.
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